Updated 84 Days ago
My man card has been pulled thanks to an act last night on America's Got Talent. I was watching the Cardinals' game in one room while my wife Joan had America's Got Talent on in another room. I walked in during an act in which someone was impersonating Britney Spears during her school girl phase. I observed for a minute or so and then said, "Well, she's hot, but why is this talent? It's been there, done that." At this point my wife started snickering. Then she informed me that "she" was a HE. I had just called a man hot! Apparantly I wasn't the only one gender-challenged. Suzanne called this morning and said she didn't know it was a man until hearing Rick and I talk about it this morning.
So, can I please have my man card back??