Babies: Cute or Creepy?

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Do you have a bun in the oven?  Maybe someone you know?  Well, when shopping for that perfect baby shower gift are you taking the right things into account?  Sure, we all look for something cute.  And safety is always a concern.

But what about creepy?  Have you thought about creepy?

Well, our friends at Cracked have.

They’ve put together a list of the 20 Baby Products Great For Traumatizing Infants.

Here are some of the highlights:

That’s exactly what it looks like and she’s doing exactly what you think she’s doing.  Do you love your kids this much?  I know I don’t.

Ok, you’re little bundle of joy is only 6-months old.  But that doesn’t mean that he can’t start earning his keep.  We know he can make a mess, but now he can clean it up too.  The free ride is over, kid.

If the only thing you love more than your precious little snowflake is Larry The Cable Guy, then you’re in luck.  Now you can combine your two greatest passions with pacifier Bubba teeth.

“You’re baby is so cute!  I could just eat him up.”  In the name of all that’s holy, keep those people away from this product.  And please remember, “Baby Hamburger” is cute…baby shish kabob, not so much.

See the whole list here.