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Whether it's at a bar, at the gym or pushing your cart down the isle at your neighborhood grocery store, everybody has heard it. It will either make you cringe or make you laugh, and it very rarely works; "it" is a pick-up line. Sometimes it's hard to differentiate between what is classified as a good pick-up line, because the point is to be so good that it's just plain horrible.

So we asked a few people in Jefferson County what their favorite pick-up lines were. Surprisingly, many passer-byes were stumped by this question, which gives me hope that the world is becoming a better place. Or at least one with fewer slimy vultures waiting for you at a nearby bar stool.
And because I'm sure you were wondering, here's my favorite:
Hey boy (or girl)! I've got my library card and I am checking you out!
For a few of your fellow St. Louisans' favorite pick-up lines, click on the Featured Video tab.
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Mary 366 Days agoYou dropped it. You pick it up.
I know. Lame.
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Alexa 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Chris Staff 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
AudreyH 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
CraigDanger 366 Days agoFAT PENGUIN! (That's more of an ice breaker)
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
No Name McGee 366 Days ago"Nice shoes, wanna[Naughty language removed.]"
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
CraigDanger 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
MCLDRider 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
money man 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
jason rapp 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Ben 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Giovani Dambros 366 Days agoGirl: "WHY??"
Guy: "Because I want to show santa what I want for christmas"
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
AudreyH 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Dustin Weigel 366 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Ben 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
SandyShores 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
SandyShores 365 Days ago2) Got a tickle in your throat? Want one?
3) You know what would look good on you? Me.
4) How do you take your coffee? Nevermind- you can tell me in the morning.
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Jason Michael 365 Days agoSo........you live around here?
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
No Name McGee 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Margo 365 Days agoGirl, seeing you makes me think they need to rework the alphabet 'cause U and I need to get together!
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
AudreyH 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
eaopm3 365 Days ago"Hey, I heard they're gonna be beating your [Naughty language removed.] later" (in very concerned voice)
"Who?"
"My balls..."
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Kooz 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
breadHeader 365 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Alli 365 Days agoplain and simple
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Chad D 365 Days agoPerson 2- No, how much?
Person 1-Enough to break the ice!
wooohooo!! haha
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
MikeyMcG 365 Days agoI wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
and the BEST...Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see!!
Now visit my site www.kwhoshirt.com for MU apparel!!!
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
B.O. 364 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
B.O. 364 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
alyssa 364 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Adrián Bertolini - http://twit 364 Days agoHere there go some examples:
- Walk under the shade; the sun melts the chocolates!
- You have many curves, and I don't have brakes...
- If Adam ate the apple for Eve, I would eat a complete fruit stand for you!
Finally, the best compliment that I know belongs to the mexican writer Alfonso Reyes. When they present Victoria Ocampo, he said: "Madame, they will speak again of the 'Victorian Era'".
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
pitchprincess 360 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Crystal M. 352 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
adbert 304 Days agoHere there go some examples:
- Walk under the shade; the sun melts the chocolates!
- You have many curves, and I don't have brakes...
- If Adam ate the apple for Eve, I would eat a complete fruit stand for you!
Finally, the best compliment that I know belongs to the mexican writer Alfonso Reyes. When they present Victoria Ocampo, he said: "Madame, they will speak again of the 'Victorian Era'".
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