Ugh. Someone Save Us From Heather Mills..

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from celebitchy:

Heather Mills may have had a gag order attached to that $33 million she weaseled out of Paul McCartney in their divorce settlement, but that doesn’t block her from writing a book of “fiction.” which just happens to parallel her warped perception of her own bitter life to date. Mills is said to be penning a novel about a “model” who marries a “rock star” and is somehow coincidentally wronged by every single person she comes into contact with. I made that last part up, but I bet that’s how she portrays it, as it’s invariably how she characterizes her life. Mills is said to be seeking $1.75 million USD or £ 1 million advance.

Please....tell me no one will give her this money and publish the book....my Lord, she is awful.  And this is coming from someone with low

self-esteem.     :)