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Public Disservice Announcement: Internet Tattletale Kurt Greenbaum

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:57:02 -0700

[attachment:5172]Wanna keep your job? Don't comment anonymously on the St. Louis Post Dispatch's site. Social Media Director Kurt Greenbaum recently tattled when a commenter used a vulgar term, revealing personal information and getting the man fired in the process. The Internet then responded accordingly. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Your Mom Lied

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0700

[attachment:5082]Though mothers and fathers mean well, take with a grain of salt the advice from anyone who raised you from your diaper days. You can't actually be anything you want to be, nor can you do anything you want to do if you put your mind to it. Sure, you're a competent person, but that doesn't make the impossible possible. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Wimps on the Internet

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0700

[attachment:5001]The advance of social networking sites like Twitter, Facebook, etc. has given society's passive aggressive population a forum. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Reality TV Stars Gone Crazy

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0700

[attachment:4932]Why do you suppose we call it "news" when some former reality television star hits the breaking point and ends up dead or in jail? These people got a job on TV because they're eccentric on AND off camera. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Debt Relief Commercials

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:25:06 -0600

[attachment:4872]Debt relief ads are the AMC Pacer of television commercials. It's not enough that America is struggling to break free from the chains of economic turmoil, a few companies insist on shilling their experts in an effort to milk us of the few bucks we might have left. Good times! Watch the video for more...you're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement Celebrities with Fake Accents

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:22:47 -0600

[attachment:4807]For whatever reason, Britney Spears, Madonna, and others choose to randomly speak in a British accent, perhaps to add a layer of depth to an otherwise shallow pool. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Nobel Prize for Obama

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4731]Might the Nobel Prize committee be jumping the gun a bit? Regardless of one's political leanings (I'm more of a Whig,) it's hard to deny our new leader is a charismatic speaker and a wall breaker-downer. That said, perhaps it's premature to hand the award to someone who took the inaugural oath a few weeks before the nomination deadline. That, or maybe it's just crazy easy to win now. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Fake Checks

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4650]How annoying is it to comb through your mail to find what appears to be a check, only to rip open the envelope and have your hopes dashed upon realizing it's a marketing ploy? Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Dog Poo

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4516]Have you ever watched a dog handle his or her business? It's ok to say you have...we won't judge you*. If so, surely you've noticed how pooches tend to pace the ground, meticulously combing the area for the perfect place to do their thing. How is it that a creature that eats dirt has such selective OCD? Watch the video for more. You're welcome

*Yes we will.

Public Disservice Announcement: Empty Road Construction Sites

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4427]Is it not slightly infuriating when you're stuck in traffic thanks to a road construction site where nobody's working? Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Men Who Sing Like Women

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4371]In what other industry could a grown man show up to work sounding like a female on a helium trip and walk out with a fat paycheck? The music industry is a unique one, friends. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.[morelink]

Public Disservice Announcement: Weird Craigslist Ads

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4294]Though it'd be interesting to meet the people who post Craigslist ads seeking unpaid foot models for a basement photo shoot, it's probably be even more interesting to meet the people that respond to such an ad. Despite the recent murders and kidnappings associated with the site, Craigslist continues to give a voice to society's misunderstood characters (read: "freaks",) giving them a bulletin board to indulge in their fetishes. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Motivational Posters

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4213]Did you know the British government used motivational posters during World War Two to curb desertion? So, not only did the the conflict end countless lives, it helped popularize one of society's most annoying forms of art. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Kissing for Attention

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4132]We all know it's not a real Happy Hour unless two random ladies at the bar announce to everyone they're going to make out. We also all know some drunken dude's primal scream immediately follows the moment of lip to lip contact as if it's the pinnacle of his otherwise boring life. Let's look into this phenomenon with this week's PDA. You're welcome.

Public Disservice Announcement: Weird Celebrity Baby Names

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 06:00:00 -0600

[attachment:4050]Is it in the celebrity handbook that all children must have odd names? From Frank Zappa's son Dweezil to Penn Jillette's daughter Moxie CrimeFighter, it seems Hollywood has tossed normality aside once again and the children are paying the price. Watch the video for more. You're welcome.