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Lesson From a Newlywed

When you become a newlywed you and your new spouse get a lot of advice, and a surprisingly large number of questions about reproductive plans.  I recently discovered a deep dark secret of marriage that everyone failed to tell me about: cleaning the bathroom is a married couple's version of the staring game. 

Heres how to play: utilize your new shared (yippee!) bathroom space as normal.  Allow the bathroom to accumulate soap scum, toothpaste spatters, and hair strands as usual.  When the time for a typical cleaning rolls around the challenge starts.  Whoever can stand to go the longest using that dirty bathroom without breaking down and cleaning it, wins.

If you are still engaged, it might be a good time to start practicing.  One way to test out the rigidity of your mate might be to leave a plate on the coffee table and see if how long that remains where you left it.  But, you must escalate the test to find out if the plate results are typical.  The next test: squirt a dot of mustard, or another choice condiment, on the corner of a countertop and watch the calendar.  If you end up breaking down and cleaning the squirt or plate, chances are you will loose the bathroom competition, at least you know now and can prepare yourself. (Note: this test is void if he/she lives with their parents)

This has been a lesson from a newlywed.  

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I have a penchant for pizza, a love of books, and a strong cup of coffee always makes me smile. When I'm not writing for ToastedRav I like long walks on concrete sidewalks, hanging-lamp lit dinners, and a good bottle of Shiraz.


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