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A winter storm warning is in effect! Take cover! With a press of a button at the National Weather Service, thousands are springing into action as we speak. 
At the local grocery store, mobs are currently flooding the bread and milk aisles. Little old ladies are conking one another over the head with their purses in an effort to grab the last half gallon of two percent, low fat.
Of course, we'll all be incredibly well informed about all this. In fact the news coverage will be non stop! I spent a lot of time as a reporter...you know, the guy standing out in the snow saying, "don't leave your home!" That was me. If you'd like the inside scoop on TV snow coverage: check out my blog from the last storm.
(Nothing has really changed)
I'd take a little more time to write, but the grocery store is already out of sidewalk salt, people have begun coming to a complete stop on Lindbergh for no apparent reason, and the three gallons of milk I have at home suddenly don't seem like enough! Later! I've gotta go to the store!
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- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Sanity 746 Days agoWith all of that in mind, it seems like a double no-no to use the Lord's name in vain on the internet while making fun of others for freaking out. You even used all caps and bold....not good George.
Who's really being over dramatic?
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
George 745 Days agoWhat do you think?
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