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He has been a blogger for over 5 years both on personal and professional websites and has a bachelors degree in Computer Science from Truman State University.Save Us Bruce Willis!
by Mike Flynn
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So here's the latest on this Deadly Spy Satellite saga: (According to CNN.com)The U.S. Navy succeeded in its effort to shoot down an inoperable spy
satellite before it could crash to Earth and potentially release a
cloud of toxic gas, the Department of Defense said Wednesday.
It was unknown whether the missile hit its precise target -- the satellite's full fuel tank. The Department of Defense said it won't know for 24 hours whether the fuel tank had been hit.
It was unknown whether the missile hit its precise target -- the satellite's full fuel tank. The Department of Defense said it won't know for 24 hours whether the fuel tank had been hit.
Blah blah...basically they are saying "We did it! ...maybe, we really aren't sure actually. How long can you hold your breath?"
Frankly I'm deeply saddened by our government. The perfect plan is out there, right in front of our faces, but they are too damn stubborn to use it. Ok, I'll spell it out for you:
- Go get Bruce Willis...and Steve Buscemi because he's in everything, so why stop now? ...oh and Ben Affleck.
- Spend like a 30 minute montage training Bruce, Steve and Ben while also showing reaction shots of the real astronauts looking down on the actors.
- Send Bruce, Ben, and Steve into space with one or two of the real astronauts with a mission to land on the satellite and...I don't know...blow it up or something.
- Then let it get dramatic and have Bruce Willis make the choice on who to leave behind and die on the satellite.
- This time leave Ben Affleck.
...of course, if Bruce's schedule doesn't permit, I do have a back up plan:
- Round up Tommy Lee Jones and Clint Eastwood...
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Cole Tucker 758 Days agoPlan D: Randy Quaid is a drunk who claims to have been abducted by aliens...
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Mike Flynn 757 Days agoWhat do you think?
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