Too Wired? Grab You A Drank!

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If you’re a St. Louisan who’s tired of resorting to drugs and nicotine to chill out, then reach for a Drank. Yep, the folks who make Drank relaxation drink have announced they've inked a deal with a distributor to deliver to the St. Louis market in the very near future. What’s this mean for you? Well, for one thing you’ll no longer have to haul tail to Jackson, Tennessee to purchase glorified and overpriced caffeine-free soda clones…you can do it right here!

Drank bills itself as an anti-energy beverage promising to “slow your roll” with a dose of melatonin and some other plants and weeds. With big-time celebs giving it a popularity boost via grammatically incorrect song lyrics , Drank caters to those looking to take the edge off of a day spent putting the edge on. Some speculate Drank’s purple can is a nod to the slighty more elusive and notably more dangerous, Purple Drank, a cough syrup cocktail popularized in hip hop lyrics. Whatever it is, if you’re looking to relax and you’re tired of lugging all that hard-earned cash around, Drank is for you!