The Toast - 7.3.09 - Michael Jackson Still Dead and a Christian Bale Interview

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Star Gazing

Don't tell anyone...but we at The Toast have this odd feeling that Michael Jackson may be dead...weird isn't it? As the media continues to cover every unnecessary angle of MJ's death, Joe Jackson continues to pimp his new record label every time someone asks him to comment on the passing of his son. Let's hear it for the sanctity of family!

Lindsay Lohan told OK Magazine she's the hardest working person she knows...which is strange, because I could've sworn she knew the 800-pound guy down the street from me who can't leave the house because he's larger than the door frame...guess I'm wrong.

Tube Talk

Just when you thought you'd be getting a break from Jon and Kate Gosselin, the two made news again by announcing to the press that they'd no longer be talking to the press. This stopped absolutely nobody from reporting on the couple, including the New York Daily News; the paper's saying Jon's alleged mistress will make an appearance on the program when it returns to the airwaves in August.

Kendra Wilkinson's show continues to pimp slap the competition, as buzz surrounding her recent wedding gave E! a noticeable ratings boost. The ceremony went down at the Playboy Mansion and Kendra became Mrs. Baskett after a few shots at correctly saying her vows.

Reel World

Johnny Depp and Christian Bale make their way back to the big screen in Public Enemies, a flick about Prohibition-Era mobsters and the agents assigned to take them out of commission. Christian was nice enough to sit down with The Toast to tell us all about making the film...enjoy this one and check out QBert's review here.

Hoping to squeeze the last breath out of a dying series, Fox drops
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. According to Roger QBert's review, this one doesn't exactly fill the shoes of its forefathers, but we all know it'll make a boatload of cash because the kids control the wallet...stupid kids.

That, and plenty more, is ahead. Please rewind when you're finished watching.

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