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The Toast - 9.19.08 - Paris Ruins A Life, Dane Cook Pukes, And Britney's Mom Pimps A Book

Ready for another Toast episode? Here's what's up in the entertainment world this week:

Tube Talk

Paris Hilton told Reuters she's made an addition to her life...a new best friend that it's probably safe to assume will soon kill him or herself.

The cast of Nip/Tuck wants more money...pardon me if I don't shed a tear since they're currently pulling in more than $100k per episode. The Hollywood Reporter has that.

Reel World

Samuel Jackson scares the crap out of his neighbors in a new film. You'd be scared too, it's freaking Samuel Jackson! Here's Qbert's review.

Dane Cook sucks and now he's bringing his suckiness to the big screen in a movie named after a Cars song.

Star Gazing

Lynne Spears is completely out of touch with reality, but we were fine with that until she spewed her insanity to the world on the Today Show. We have the clip.

Heff is one girlfriend shorter at the ole Playboy Mansion...somehow I think he'll survive. Thanks to WWTDD for that one.

That and so very much more is ahead. Just click the ToastedRav Video tab to watch.

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*1998 Winter Olympic Games - Nagano, Japan


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