Updated 159 Days ago

Subway's Jared: Dead or Alive?

There are people out there who want Subway's Jared Fogle dead. Nothing makes that more clear than a website that's emerged, Jaredremembered.com.

The hoax website (yes, it's a hoax) is trying to perpetuate the myth that Jared, the formerly husky spokesman for Subway, has bought the farm. The question is, why?

I have my suspicions. You may recall mention of Jared in an early ToastedRav.com column. It seems Mr. Big Time Dieter had gotten a little big for his breeches as he joined a long (and ever growing) group of B-Listers that were just a little too close to the top to waste time on ToastedRav.com. (May the fate of Icarus befall them!)

Maybe Mr. Fogle has put his nose in the air one time too many?

The next question is who has gone to all the trouble of putting up this website? They don't want you to know. Whoever registered the domain went through a Florida group known as Moniker Privacy Services. MPS puts the company information on all the paperwork, thus leaving the actual owner's identity a secret.

There are plenty of people out there with motive. means, and opportunity. That Ronald McDonald guy, maybe?



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