Updated 86 Days ago
BEIJING (TR.COM) -- The occupation of China by the Armies of the Jock Strap and Sports Bra regions finally ended yesterday after two grueling and tense weeks. The Chinese celebrated with a spectacle that included fireworks, dancing, and life-sized pieces from a K'nex set:

There was some controversy stemming from the celebration because it appears that Chinese government made a last minute decision to use a pre-recorded performance and replace the drummer with these guys:

because they didn't feel the real drummer was cute enough:

The citizens of China tried to intimidate their occupiers by publishing videos such as the one you can see on the Video tab, but their tactics didn't work; the invaders just did not bend to this brand of psychological counter-attack.
Chinese citizens report that the occupying forces just decided to leave one day for no apparent reason. After nearly two weeks of enduring bizarre and unnerving behavior from the invading forces such as jumping around in pits filled with sand, throwing gigantic balls made of a dense metal material, and running around in circles for hours on end (among other activities) the citizens of China finally have their country back.