The Toast - 4.3.09 - Britney Spears Voicemail Leaked And Lindsay Lohan May Do Porn

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*Eating Toast* My goodness, where are my manners? Would you like some of this Toast? Pull up a seat and have a look at what the stars did with their time this week:

It appears Britney Spears' legal team might need to change the padlock on their answering machine. JFXOnline managed to get ahold of a message Ms. Spears left for her lawyers, begging them to keep her father away from her children. That call's now circling the Net and we have the clip.

Lindsay Lohan may soon be coming to an adult theater near you. The menace to society is rolling in a fly new Maserati loaned to her by porn guru Dennis Desantis, leading many to speculate a triple x flick may soon be on her resume.

Dolly Parton's taking a shot at satellite radio God Howard Stern, saying Stern done gone and did her wrong last year by editing an audio book of hers out of context to make her sound racist. Dolly's now releasing a song that blasts Howard, titled predictably, Howard Stern.

Oprah invited Star Jones to occupy one of her couch cushions this week in a show dedicated to weight loss success stories. The former View host dished on everything from stomach stapling to tension between show members as Oprah wondered where the other half of Star went.

Michelle Rodriguez treated the Mexican paparazzi like a punching bag, saying they ruined her nap time after a long day of traveling. The Lost actress at one point asked cameramen if they wanted to fight her. They politely declined while continuing to snap away. Check out the clip.

FOX greenlit a show that'll soon put obese Americans right in front of the wide angle lens. More to Love will be a Bachelor-style program featuring ordinary (read: overweight) people competing for the oversize lovin' of one lucky (sort of) man.

Adventureland hits theaters in time for theme park season. This one comes from Superbad director Greg Mattola and features an unmotivated college grad who take a job at a local amusement park. There's a love interest, some funny stuff happens...you know how these films go.

Vin Diesel took some time out of his crappy comedy-making schedule to make a crappy action flick. Fast and Furious is the fourth of the Fast and the Furious series and reunites Vin with Paul Walker as the two compete to execute a dangerous heist.

Alien Trespass is just weird...there's really no other way to put it. R.W. Goodwin pays tribute to sci-fi B movies with this comedic thriller about an alien who lands on Earth, looking to destroy civilization.

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