Public Disservice Announcement: Wives vs. Junk Food

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It's not easy for married men to admit it, but that spouse of yours is doing a lot more than just snagging you a tax break. In fact, science has proven* if it weren't for wives' forbiddance of junk food, the male species would likely die off within twelve years. To illustrate the point, I kept track of what I ingested while my wife was out of town for the weekend...not because I think you care what I eat, but because it's important to know why you should value the old ball and chain. Click the Featured Video tab for more. You're welcome.

*Not proven

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