The Toast - 3.27.09 - Lindsay Lohan Cries And Miley Cyrus vs. Radiohead

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I have a moist, steamy loaf waiting just for you...a loaf of Toast, of course. Here's what the Hollywoodians did with their time this week:

Star Gazing

Miley Cyrus has challenged Radiohead to a war of words. Billy Ray's spawn took to the airwaves and threatened to ruin the band after they denied her request to meet them recently. The alternative rockers responded in their typical "screw you" fashion, telling Miley to grow up.

Lindsay Lohan is blaming the Hollywood rumor mill for the crappy roles she's gotten lately. The actress/menace to society told E! the media is making her out to be unprofessional, thereby ruining her career. Sure Lindsay, it's the media, not your arrest record.

Celebrity nudie dance queen Dita von Teese is taking a swipe at the Pussycat Dolls in defense of burlesque dancers everywhere. Marilyn Manson's ex says the Dolls have done more harm than good to the art form and they should stick to the pop world.

Tube Talk

OctoMom made her way back into the headlines again this week after TMZ posted a 911 call in which Nadya Suleman's nanny tells authorities she wants famed attorney Gloria Allred out of the house. Never one to play it cool, Gloria used the morning TV shows to bash Nadya and suggest she's an unfit mother.

Remember when Motown was cool? Of course you do, it was just last week, then American Idol turned it into a freakshow. The top ten spent the week doing injustice to Smokey Robinson's greatest hits while the golden boy of Motown watched helplessly.

Matt Lauer spent most of the week on a hospital bed after a tangle with Bambi. The Today Show anchor nearly crashed into a giant deer during a bike ride on Long Island, going head over handlebars and landing in the operating room.

Reel World

Kids, how about taking a break from smoking Smarties and heading to the theater to check out Monsters vs. Aliens? This one's from Dreamworks and boasts a celebrity vocals list a mile long. It's just your typical "Meteorite hits girl and turns her into an alien-fighting giant" flick, nothing out of the ordinary.

John Cena had a blank spot in his schedule, so the brainiacs over at the WWE thought making a crappy movie would be a good idea. 12 Rounds stars the wrestling phenom as a cop whose path collides with a criminal out for revenge after the death of his girlfriend. Don't see this move, just give me your nine bucks.

The Haunting In Connecticut takes a page from every horror movie ever made and features a family who unknowingly moves in a home that formerly housed a funeral parlor. As you might imagine, the place is haunted, and the whole crew fights the demons in an attempt to banish them from their new abode.

That, and plenty more, is ahead, so click the Featured Video tab and enjoy!

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