Public Disservice Announcement: Single People Need Dogs

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Did you know single people with puppies are 76% more likely to hookup with someone than those without a dog? That's hardcore science...you can't argue with that. In fact, some scientists believe puppies emit a chemical that attracts single people within a five mile radius, much like bears to picnic baskets. For more, click the Featured Video tab. You're welcome.

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