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Is The Arch A Hot Boy Magnet? St. Louis' Hot Hubby Finalist

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Paging Dr. Dimples...
(Photo submitted by Kim Kuntz to Redbook)

There has been a lot of speculation about the purpose of the Arch, but I think I have discovered why it was truly built. Forget monuments and don't even talk about controlling weather patterns, through a complex mechanical process the Arch is really the world's first hot boy magnet (I say first because I'm building a second, pocket version). Or at least that is what Redbook's editors seem to think. The Riverfront Times is reporting

Last year stay-at-home daddy (and drummer-by-night) Patrick Hawley, of Webster Groves, caught the Redbook ladies' fancy. This year Kim Kuntz's husband Nick Kuntz, of Richmond Heights, is vying for the Hottest Husband honor.

Nick is not only a finalist for the 2009 Hot Husband contest, but he is also a third year med student with curly, blond hair and killer dimples (i.e. marriage bait). Nick is one of 25 sexy spouses from around the country who were selected as finalists and the youngest to make the cut. If you ladies think Dr. Dimples is worthy of eating crackers in your bed then vote for him on Redbook's site. I suppose you could vote for another one of the finalists too, but according to the complex mechanical processes of the Arch the rest of contestants would have to live her to really be hot boys.

  • For the love of Krishna. Couldn't some empathetic soul photoshop a beer in place of that foo-foo drink with a submerged cherry? Give a brothah a fighting chance, yakknow?

    Not sure if the Arch is a hot guy magnet, but I'm a big fan of that time-honored STL tradition: Take your best girl or guy down to the Gateway Arch and kiss 'em between the legs.

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