These Will Go Straight to Your Derriere

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So, the good news is that eight of the Top-20 worst foods in America have been retired since last year's edition in Men's Health. The bad news is that the replacements are just as fattening, greasy and artery clogging as the ones that came before them. These "20 Worst Foods in America" are so disgustingly bad for you that reading the nutritional information might make you lose your lunch.

It was a close race with countless competitors, but the winner of the worst food for your health in the entire country this year is a large chocolate Oreo shake from Baskin Robbins. You might think that you're stopping by BR to grab a little dessert after a sweltering summer day, but really, you're adding a few pounds to your butt. 2,600 calories worth of fat to your butt, actually. Not to mention the 135 grams of fat and 52 grams of sugar that are heading straight to your double chin. This bad boy is so disgustingly gross that by finishing it off, you have completely exceeded your recommended caloric intake for the entire day. That is just wrong.

When going out to eat, I always try to pick one of the healthiest options on the menu. Often, that dish is chicken, because I just associate chicken and fish with being healthy. The Primo Chicken Parmesan from Macaroni Grill is definitely not one of those healthy chicken dishes. Not. Even. Close. Weighing in with 2,220 calories and 4,440 grams of sodium, you would have to practically run a marathon to burn the dish off.

Other commonly consumed artery cloggers are another one of Macaroni Grill's pastas (Spaghetti and Meat Balls), a Rack of Ribs from Outback Steakhouse, the Pecan-Crusted Chicken Salad from T.G.I. Friday's and the chicken and fries kids' meal from Chili's.

For the sake of your health and your bathroom scale, please people, avoid these uber-unhealthy foods. Your waistline and your health with thank you.