Exciting Cardboard Development!

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By now you are fully aware that I love cardboard. I love to hide and play in cardboard boxes for most of the day or until I find trouble to get into.

Imagine my dismay when Roommate made the announcement that she is going to trash my beloved cardboard boxes! Why the heck did she even ship them all the way out here if she was just going to throw them away? Surely it wasn't for all the junk that was in them... That was just so the sides of my wonderful boxes didn't collapse during shipment, right?

I've been more standoffish with her than normal lately to teach her a lesson. But now I've overheard her talking about getting me one of these Caboodle Corrugated Cat Habitats! Now THIS is a real reason to get rid of my ratty old boxes. These stylish play sets are just what we need for our office. The 3rd floor will be great for me to lounge in so I can monitor her work properly from the correct standpoint. Observe this cat's viewpoint as shown next to a desk:

Perfect! The extra best thing about these cat houses is that they only cost $30 plus shipping. That means there won't be a dent in my Meow Mix budget this month. Ahhh... It's great to be a cat.