Rockstar!! (or so I think)

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I have a problem and I need help. I'm addicted to Guitar Hero. Is that wrong? I'm 34-years-old with zero children living in my home and I went and bought the stupid game.  I know, sick.  I bought Guitar Hero II for my Play Station 2 because we have Guitar Hero III at work. I didn't want the same songs--duh.  Still not good enough.  I then bought the 80's Rock Guitar Hero game thingy. I think I have a serious problem along with a little carpal tunnel.  I feel hip cause that's what all the kids are doing. Right? Here's a conversation I had with my 17-year-old nephew Tony the other day:

Me: Tony, Do you play Guitar Hero?

Tony: (shaking his head) Nooooooo

Me: OMG, why not, it's so fun?

Tony: Because I'm not twelve.

Great, that makes me feel better. I really wanted to know if he played because I still can't master holding the red and blue botton down at the same time (i'm on medium.) And how in the heck do you play with the orange button? Do you use your pinky for blue and orange?????? 

Can you answer these questions? Good. I'm not the only one with a problem.