The Toast - 12.19.08 - Madonna Takes A Fall And Ryan Seacrest Sucks

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Star Gazing

Madonna's so excited about handing 75 million over to guy Ritchie that she took a fall at a concert in Rio...have a look at our theory on what caused the slip.

Britney Spears (yes, I'm as tired of talking about her as you are of hearing about her,) appeared on Ellen this week for an attempt at bringing Christmas cheer to everyone. Then she played her new album and sixteen people killed themseles by the second song.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hammering out a prenup after Brad realized it might cost a few bucks to put their 27 kids through college. Angelina's pissed over the deal and, if Angie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Reel World

The Tale of Despereaux hits theaters just in time for the holidays. If you like animated movies about mice with giant ears (who doesn't?,) then get your tickets now. Here's QBert's review.

Jim Carrey tries to redeem himself with Yes Man, but he may have just dug the hole deeper. Critics aren't warming up to this flick about a man who vows to say "yes" to everything that flies his way.

Seven Pounds comes along just in time to make the Best of '08 list. Will Smith comes through with a bang-up performance as Ben Thomas, a man out to redeem himself for what's been a troubled life. Guys, there's a love scene with Rosario Dawson...you're welcome.

Tube Talk

It's Tom Cruise vs. Matt Lauer, round two! The whack job showed up on the Today Show this week for the second in what's becoming a series of insanely entertaining interviews.

The Insider has quite a few people upset over a story they ran on Columbo actor Peter Faulk's illness...so much for that stellar reputation, Insider.

Ryan Seacrest debuted Momma's Boys to a crowd of whoever was in his living room at the time. Knowing Seacrest is incable of original thought, he's headed to court for stealing the show idea.

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