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IT'S A REDNECK THANKSGIVING IF...
• You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
• Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
• You've ever re-used a paper plate.
• You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
• You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
• On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
• Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
• Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
• Your stuffing secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
• Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
• Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
• You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
• The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
• You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
• You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.
• Your secret family recipe is illegal.
• You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
Some of these things that have happend at my house on Thanksgiving ;-)
HAVE A VERY HAPPY ONE!
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Karaoke Cathy 220 Days agoYour Aunt Cherie and I used to have to wash the "PAPER PLATES" (actually, they were the strofoam w/ compartments) every year when we went to our grandparents house in GA. We have yet to figure out why. We didn't use the ironing board to serve on, but we did use the "washer and dryer". It was the best Thanksgiving ever, and yes they did live on a "Red dirt road". So, you did inherit those "Redneck qualities" legitimately! Happy Thanksgiving! Love, Mom
- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Cindy 219 Days ago- It rocks!
- Its just stupid.
- Its SPAM.
- Its offensive.
- Nevermind.
Colleen 216 Days agoI just read those tisk tisk you stole some of those from jeff foxworthy
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