This archived news story is available only for your personal, non-commercial use. Information in the story may be outdated or superseded by additional information. Reading or replying the story in its archived form does not constitute a re-publiccation of the story.Wanna waste about eight minutes of your work day? Well friend, The Toast is for you! Here's what the celebs did to make us laugh at them this week:
Star Gazing

Howard Stern gathered the mistresses of the Tiger Woods scandal for a beauty pageant that featured Jamie Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie showing off their goods and dishing the raunchy details of their flings with Tiger.

Actor Corey Haim has died at the age of 38 from what police indicate to TMZ was an overdose, though toxicology reports have yet to confirm the cause of death. The 80's teen idol was perhaps best known for his role in the Lost Boys movies.
Tube Talk

Former Tonight Show sidekick Andy Richter blasted NBC during an appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly. Andy told Kelly Ripa his former network left a bad taste in his mouth and left Conan to support his crew after execs canceled his show.

The Academy is refusing to apologize for snubbing Farrah Fawcett at this year's Oscar Awards. The program featured a tribute to stars who died in the past year, but Ms. Fawcett didn't make the cut, leaving Farrah's former partner Ryan O'Neal "stunned."
Reel World

She's Out of My League hits theaters, starring Alice Eve...Guys, that's all the reason you need to see it. Ladies, the critics are divided on this one and eye candy-wise all you're offered is Jay Baruchel...so umm...enjoy the popcorn.
Matt Damon returns to the big screen with Green Zone. This one comes our way from Bourne Ultimatum director Paul Greengrass, whose obsession with Matt Damon is getting a little uncomfortable. The movie tells the story of a group of soldiers who uncover a conspiracy while attempting to track down those ever-evasive WMD.
That, and plenty more awaits. Simply watch the video and rewind it when you're finished.
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