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Jessica Simpson on Oprah and Jake and Vienna's Bachelor Finale – The Toast

by Chris Files in Gossip
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We missed you so much here at The Toast! Let's save the pleasantries and get right to it. Here's what the celebrities did to amuse us this week:

Star Gazing

 

Jessica Simpson stopped by the Oprah Winfrey Show to address rumors of weight control issues as well as give a response to John Mayer's tell-all interview about their sex life. Needless to say, the country crooner's pissed.

 

 

 

The Jackson family is in hot water after reports surfaced saying Jermaine's son bought a stun gun on one of the Internets and tried to use it on Michael's children. TMZ is reporting the authorities dropped by the house after hearing about the incident.

 

 

Tube Talk

 

The Bachelor season 14 has wrapped, with accused stalker Vienna Girardi winning Jake Pavelka's heart. Jake dropped Tenley like a bad habit and even proposed to Vienna on the season finale.

 

 

 

ABC has unveiled the cast for Dancing with the Stars season 10. Those stepping to the dance floor include reality TV star Kate Gosselin, space exploration hero Buzz Aldrin, and the always cold shower-inducing Pamela Anderson. The season premieres March 22.

 

 

Reel World

 

Brooklyn's Finest has hit theaters. Training Day director Antoine Fuqua brings us this story of a group of cops fighting an uphill battle in one of New York's toughest areas. Said cops also take on their inner demons, as the urge to go corrupt pulls at them more and more each day. Review-wise, let's just say this one's no Training Day.

 

Johnny Depp stars in Alice in Wonderland. Tim Burton's warped mind adapted this classic story of a girl who stumbles into a world occupied by odd creatures whose language is perplexing at best.

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