Public Disservice Announcement: Talking On The Toilet

If someone keeps calling after you ignore several times, the move is to text them back with "Dropping kids off @ pool"

They usually stop calling. Except my sales department, that is. It only encourages them.

I have to admit, I chat it up often while on the pot. Call me a multitasker...

Anyone who caries on that long of a conversation while using a public restroom is just asking for it...EVERYONE knows who the stinker upper is!

Hello, this is Courtesy Flush calling. Lets do Lunch.

That's my personal time! No phone allowed!

I had a customer that called, emailed, and paged me within a 2 minute span while I was in the ladies room. I called her back after washing my hands. When she asked what I was doing I just said "Peeing Debra! I was peeing!" Now every time my phone rings in the bathroom I think of impatient Debra.