A wrestler walks into a gas station...

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Back in the day when I worked at the gas station for some extra cash in college, I was given the opportunity to ring up St. Louisan and WWE Superstar Randy Orton. Yes. THE RANDY ORTON!   

When he pulled up in his hummer, I thought to myself “Who is this dip wad driving his dad’s truck?” Busy doing paperwork and barely paying attention, I didn’t realize that the dip wad was Randy Orton, until I took a look at the name on the credit card.
    

For a guy who’s supposed to be in tiptop condition, the purchases he made surprised me.  Look for yourself…

In case the receipt is hard to read… Here’s what he bought.
1. Reese’s Fast Break
2. Chips Ahoy
3. Soda
4. Winston Lights
5. Bic Lighter

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?