Fake Mayor Slay: What'd I Miss?

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YAAAWWWNNNN...Phew!  Had to knock out the cobwebs there.  I laid my head down on the desk back in May, and only meant to get a couple days worth of sleep.  Next thing you know, I'm in a pile of my own drool and it's July!  I hate when that happens.

Hope no one noticed I was dozing.  Better get caught up on things before the press starts snooping around.

Wonder what's been going on.  Maybe I'll hop in my Chrysler, grab a few Budweisers and head down to the riverfront.  I need to figure out if I'm going to throw my support behind Hillary or Obama.

Huh, must not have been asleep too long, Ballpark Village is still a big hole in the ground.