Updated 57 Days ago

Dimitri & Olga, The Voicemails.

Isn't the internet amazing?  Make one (okay, two) bonehead, cocky calls to a woman you met once and suddenly the recordings are all over the world.  Makes you think twice about what you say into a phone or camera doesn't it?

So by request, here are the two calls from Dimitri to Olga, trying to persuade her into calling him back.  Click the audio tab above.  Whether it's real or not, it sure is entertaining!


What's the worst pickup you've ever been a part of?  (Keep it clean, okay?) 

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  • WOW. We need to ship him off to his own planet, his ego is a little bit to large to be on Earth.

    What a piece of work.
  • jennifer from kentucky 15 Days ago
    jerk is way to nice for this guy. he is the one who is screwed in the head. who the hell does he think he is GOD? yikes. no wonder he is single, he will die a lonely man and deserves it.
    0 points
  • kat 57 Days ago
    he is the one with the issues!!!! this is a compareasion of egos

    normal ego size his ego size

    . A
  • Olya 56 Days ago
    Lol.. It's like he's trying to convince himself that there is nothing wrong with him. ...SOOOO incorect
  • jones 56 Days ago
    the dimitri remix:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaZhaOvmxB0
  • Corazon 56 Days ago
    OMG ... BARFFFF!!! What a douche.
  • Deborah 55 Days ago
    Maybe he should actually look up "fat chance"....
  • Toolman 51 Days ago
    Oh my... I reckoned she should have called back at 3:10 (after the second message) mistaking his number for the chemist...desperately seeking her script for her anti-depressants from the depression she developed from her mother being on chemo and from her recent anxiety disorder...from being hassled by arrogant Greek guys!
  • Sam 49 Days ago
    We just heard this message on a local radio station here in South Africa and everybody thinks its hilarious. Who is that that guy kidding. Olga what did you do next?
  • R.S. 47 Days ago
    Wow! The nerve of him. What an asshole! I'd add him to the don't date him girl website. Run Olga!
  • Todos los hombres no son los m 47 Days ago
    He's still single? SHOCKING!! What else needs to be said - someone that stupid isn't worth the effort of sarcasm!! Olga's a smart girl!!
  • Laneybird 44 Days ago
    There's "nothing wrong with him" except he's a raging fukken douche! He even manages to turn hostile, in the midst of his own phone call, in the space of two minutes. Has this hideous hard sell ever worked with ANY woman? I fear there may be women out there with self-esteem so low they would tolerate him or even, gulp, find him a turn on. Pray it's not so. What's this loser do when he's not mashing women? Sell timeshares in a phone boilerroom? Oh the humanity!!
  • Ahouva 41 Days ago
    Two Words: GREEK FREAK!

    You can talk smart...but it don't mean you IS! HAHA

    Ummm, yeah Dimitri, the ONLY plausable reason she isn't calling is because something horrible happened to her...SHE HEARD YOUR FIRST MESSAGE!
  • ((((OMG)))) 40 Days ago
    this is kind of guy who stays home and plays with him self on a reg. basis.
    can someone spell...desperate....?
    usually, when a person points out "that much" in someone else who'm they do not know personally, it usually entails, they "them selves" are experiencing those types of...issue's....
    poor guy.....
  • Dave 24 Days ago
    I'm on Team Olga!
    http://www.cafepress.com/dimitriandolga

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