The Toast - 9.4.09 - Chris Brown Lies to Larry King and Jon Gosselin Speaks

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Star Gazing

Chris Brown went on Larry King Live to tell Larry he doesn't remember assaulting Rihanna after a Grammy party in February. Then, Chris told People Magazine he does recall doling out the beating...I thought Larry was supposed to be the one with memory loss.

OMG would you believe Michael Jackson has actually been buried for real seriously this time? TMZ is reporting the King of Pop has finally joined a handful of pop culture's most notable figures in Forest Lawn Memorial.

Tube Talk

Jon Gosselin has broken his silence. The Ed Hardy worshiping father of eight sat down with ABC to knock Kate for making publicity a priority. Jon also had a few sharp words for the tabloids who've so far made his life a living hell...he makes it so easy, though

W's pride and joy Jenna Bush Hager is joining the NBC family as a Today Show correspondent. The former first daughter will soon front human interest stories for the network that's making the bold assumption that she knows how to put together a sentence. The trait doesn't exactly run in the family.

Reel World

Gamer hits theaters, starring Gerard Butler as a man caught in Michael C. Hall's dirty little game of humans hunting humans. Mr. Hall was nice enough to sit down with The Toast to talk about the film...though he has no idea he did so.

Sandra Bullock returns to the big screen with All About Steve, the story of a woman whose obsession with a cameraman causes her to follow the little booger all over the country. It's wacky and zany.

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