The Toast - 8.28.09 - Danyl Johnson Kills on X Factor and Michael Jackson is Alive

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Tube Talk

Danyl Johnson gave the best X Factor audition Simon Cowell has ever seen. This, according to mister Cowell himself, but we all know he's probably just saying that to make Danyl feel better. That's the kind of person Simon seems to be.

TLC is reportedly accusing Jon Gosselin of violating his morals clause after seeing the Jon and Kate Plus 8 star frequent every bar and hit on every taste-lacking girl within a fifty mile radius. Some say Jon wants out of the show, hence his minimal on-camera time in recent episodes.

Star Gazing

Michael Jackson may be alive and well according to a new video that hit the Web. The clip posted earlier this week shows an unidentified man exiting a van and entering a coroner's office. The video's anonymous poster claims it's MJ, and that's all I need to hear...because nobody lies on the Internet.

Heidi Montag can't even lip sync correctly, as evidenced by her
gut-turning performance at the recent Miss Universe pageant. Check out the clip that makes Milli Vanilli look like the real deal.

Reel World

Taking Woodstock sends audiences forty years back to a time when the music was actually good and the brown acid was...well that was still bad. Ang Lee directs this one that tells the story of a man whose plan to save his parents' motel involves hosting what would become the largest concert the U.S. has ever known.

The Final Destination hits theaters as well. The studio wants to make it seem fresh, so they added the word "The" to the beginning. Really though, it's the same plot, same mediocre acting, same gratuitous gore that somehow sells tickets.

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