The Toast - 7.10.09 - Michael Jackson Memorial Blooper and Bruno Hits Theaters

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Star Gazing

We've entered week 75 of the Michael Jackson death coverage and it appears MJ has somehow managed to convince Betty White to join him in the grave. What's that, you say? Yes, Betty White is indeed still alive, but not according to the Today Show.

Neither rain nor really really heavy rain could keep Harry Potter fans away from the objects of their obsession in London. Mother Nature unloaded at the premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, but that didn't keep Emma Watson from flashing her underwear to a crowd of thousands.

Reel World

Sacha Baron Cohen brings the gay back to theaters with Bruno. The Borat phenom masters the art of uncomfortable comedy in this one that'll have you watching the hilarity through your palms. Here's a little teaser...the film features a talking penis!

I Love You, Beth Cooper is somehow bold enough to open at the same time as the aforementioned Bruno. Hayden Panettiere stars as a cheerleader who reluctantly falls for a man who's waited his entire high school career to get her into bed.

Tube Talk

Grey's Anatomy fans are speculating Meredith and Derek could soon marry after noticing a casting call that went out for someone to play a Catholic priest in the upcoming season...Grey's Anatomy fans have some time on their hands.

The Oxygen Network has sprung back to life thanks to Dance Your A#s Off. The show has enjoyed two weeks of solid ratings thanks to American audiences who just love to laugh at fat people.

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