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The Toast - 6.26.09 - Jon and Kate Gosselin Divorce and Perez Hilton vs Will.I.Am
This archived news story is available only for your personal, non-commercial use. Information in the story may be outdated or superseded by additional information. Reading or replying the story in its archived form does not constitute a re-publiccation of the story.Wow, what a week in PopCultureLandVille, in light of the recent passings (MJ and Farrah,) a little levity is in order, is it not? Here's what the celebs still lucky enough to be breathing did with their time:
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Jon and Kate Gosselin have filed for divorce. The Jon and Kate Plus 8 stars have surprised nobody by calling it quits on their marriage and announcing it on an episode of the show that netted 10.6 million viewers. Kate's claws have come out in subsequent interviews and we have the quotes!
Just when you thought you'd cleaned the last of the vomit off you television screen, Heidi and Spencer Pratt returned to bid farewell to the cast of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. The season finale brought back the season's rejects and crowned Lou Diamond Phillips as this year's king.
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Perez Hilton and Will.I.Am exchanged pleasantries in Toronto. Of course, by "pleasantries" we're talking a few jabs to the face that turned Perez into a whiny mess online. The two exchanged insults at the Much Music Awards and Perez left bleeding while a Black Eyed Pea wound up booked for assault.
R&B star Chris Brown learned the value of a good lawyer this week, as the singer walked with the unjustly light sentence of parole and community service for beating the tar out of his former girlfriend Rihanna. Mr. Brown pled guilty to the charges though, which means we're legally able to call him a woman beater!
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Want an easy way to detect robots disguised as movie-watching humans? Attend a showing of My Sister's Keeper and look around for dry eyes...that's it. The film stars Cameron Diaz as a mother who conceives a daughter hoping to use the child as a donor for her cancer-stricken spawn.
Megan Fox stars in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Roger Qbert didn't like it much, but The Toast thinks it'd make an excellent silent film were the editors to clip all the scenes that don't feature madam Fox...just a thought.
The aforementioned items are a mere fraction of the information that awaits you, so watch the video and pass it around when you're finished.
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