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How Ugly Are You Compared to Celebrities?
See ratings for Brad, Bono and Sandra Bernhardt!
This is me:

A tip of the cap to ToastedRav.com Network user jv1111 for Shouting a link to anaface.com which takes a photo of you, adds some dots to it along with a little math they are calling their "Facial Beauty Analysis Score" and presto: A your sexy number from 1 to 10!
Thats all fun, but here's the take away from all of this: According to anaface.com, and their Facial Beauty Analysis Score, I'm hotter than Brad Pit but not quite as hot as Bono.
...you know what?! Shut up! Its math. You can't debate math.
Here's Mr. Pitt's score:

7.47. Not bad for someone who's parents were clearly cousins. Here's Bono:

So there you go, I'm right in between Brad Pitt and Bono in the category of raw, smoldering sexuality. Click through the jump to see some other celebs I put through the wringer, and find out who were crowned the Ugliest and the Hottest!
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Found: A Machine's Rebuttal
Found on the office soda machine:

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101 ESPN Interviews St. Louis' Kelly Stables
She looks better in real life than in The Ring
The guys at 101 ESPN have all the fun! Recently Chris "Hoss" Newpert had the chance to talk to St. Louis' own Kelly Stables who you may know better as the super-creepy girl from The Ring:
Meet Kelly...
Well this is her without the make-up...
Yes that's her, Kelly Stables! Kelly is a St. Louisan turned Hollywood Actress from right here in St. Louis and Lafayette High School. She has been in The Ring movies and has a role with 2 and a Half Men along with numerous other ventures. I recently had the chance to sit down with Kelly and get to know more about the woman behind the girl we know as the Evil Samara! Take a listen and enjoy!
I've embedded the 2 parts of the interview below:
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How My Mom Feels About Me Eating a Spider
My mom finally got around to watching the latest episode of "Don't Puke" aka The Spider Episode, and here's the email I got:

If you haven't seen it yet, click through to the jump to watch me eat spider butt and Chris eat spider fangs.
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Rams Take Baylor OT Jason Smith with #2 Overall Pick
...and Marc Bulger exhales!
After all the talk, smoke screens and mock drafts, the Rams chose Jason Smith in an effort to replace Orlando Pace on the offensive line.
Here are some Jason Smith highlights:
Listen to 101ESPN today and on Monday for more talk about all of the Rams draft picks.
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